phosphorescentt:

phosphorescentt:

If I could offer a young person advice about anything it would be do NOT make life decisions based on your boyfriend or girlfriend. Girls especially. Do NOT stay close to home for him, do not skip opportunities to travel or study abroad, do not pick a safe college to be with him. Expand your horizons. Broaden your own life. He is not the world.

I want everyone who disagrees with this post to come back to me in a couple years and tell me how that shit worked out.

turnipfritters:

kscotter:

turnipfritters:

someone hit him with a bus 

he needs to be knocked the fuck out

that’s where the bus comes in

sallykryze:

dvagay:

dvagay:

WHY IS NO ONE TALKING ABOUT THE ISSUE WITH THEMES RIGHT NOW

when i try to save mine it does:

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why is this happening and how do i fix it??

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this lovely person helped me out and this worked for me! if you’re having this issue please try this out

@lesbiannanu

aughtpunk:

darkmagyk:

gallusrostromegalus:

poplitealqueen:

lynati:

replicated:

replicated:

Experiencing brutal cold for a period of time every year keeps you humble

That’s why Californians are like that

Time to plastic over the windows for the season.

????? Why??????????

You put the plastic on the windows to stop the heat from leaking out of your house from between the panes, through the glass itself, and where the window is attatched to the rest of the house.  This does make a drastic difference in the temeprature of your house and the amount of gas/electricity needed to keep it warm.

Some other Winter Things:

  • If you think there’s going to be an exceptionally deep freeze, you open up all the cabinets in the house to warm the air in there and keep the pipes from freezing/bursting.
  • If you’re going to be away for a while in winter, it’s adviseable to turn your water off to avoid the same.
  • Putting an electric Blanket between your topcover and bedsheet and pre-heating your bed for half an hour so you don’t get a chill going to bed.
  • Applying literal vasaline to your lips if you’re going to be in the cold for an extended time (more than 10-20 min, depending on latitude), becuase chapstick won’t cut it and your lips will split and bleed and HURT
  • Doing the same to your nose
  • Your tears go from liquid to gooey trying to produce a similar protection for your eyes.  You can also feel the water freeze on your eyes if you step directly out into the cold.
  • Also since I know you’re a socal person- in the far north you can get as little as eight hours of daylight. 7AM to 3 PM.  You need to by the most obnoxiously bright light possible and sit beside it or you will actually literally develop psychosis in some cases.  It’s 4:30 and you need to take the dog out? it’s pitch black out.
  • Everything is covered in ice, which will alternately cause you to slip and break something, burn, or actually tear off your skin.
  • Christmas and the pressure to be jolly is much stronger in places with Winter. Get your Holly Jolly On In this Frozen Black Hellscape!!!  It’s why people go real bananas on the holiday lights.  they’re trying to stave off the void.

I know the person I’m reblogging this from lives like 40 minutes from me, not in the North. 

But people in the North, are you OK?

Don’t forget you have to be careful while shoveling snow because it’s possible to get a heart attack doing it

momo-de-avis:

doggos-with-jobs:

Look how sad he is

We did it, white people found a way to be racist with dogs

the-original-cinnamon-roll:

Countless studies: hot showers are bad for you!! They dry out and damage your skin!

Me: I Will Boil Myself Like A Lobster If I So Choose

queenlokibeth:

radio-ho-ho:

getagriponmyboyracerrollbar:

im-inlovewithmycar:

cascadianstuntman:

queensheebs:

what a legend

Nothing can match this energy

I have to reblog this every time I see it, because there has never been a more iconic moment ever.

I still get goosebumps

The brightest smile appears on my face and tears of joy in my eyes whenever i see this

BCE (Big Crowd Energy)

peripheralsun:

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transparent possums :-)